Comments on: The Indian Toilet How-To

By: jay

jay — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:32:52 +0000

haha..same hea

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By: Curious

Curious — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:26:17 +0000

did u mean it is a well, Mr. Glinback?
Anyone who has nice and efficient way ( a slogan etc) to put up in unisex washroom? small business owner needs help, HELP! thanks.

By: Mr Glinback

Mr Glinback — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:37:16 +0000

Hey everybodyâ€¦ just had to tell you about my recent experience over in India. Now I didnâ€™t want to look like I just fell off the turnip truck in a strange and mysterious land, so I hunkered down like a good lad and did my homework first. Of course the biggest thing I prepared for was the situation with public restrooms. Thankfully Iâ€™m a big strapping farm boy from the corn country of Indiana, so I was no stranger toâ€¦ will letâ€™s just say less sophisticated ways of getting rid of your poop. I mean Iâ€™ve gone out in the fields while farming, in the woods while hunting and even on my neighborâ€™s lawn (little dispute I had that centered on his dog and my lawn). In any case, you get the picture. I was ready for this adventure.

So I found myself in India, forging through a crowded street under the blazing hot sun. I was proud to represent our fine country, the goodâ€™ol U.S. of A, walking with chest and chin held high when a sudden twinge from the bowels of hell alerted me to the fact that I wasnâ€™t going to make it back to my hotel. Luckily the locals were friendly and anxious to help me out. I crimped over to one kind soul and he pointed toward his cinderblock home off to the side of the road. What can I say â€“ I eagerly accepted and ran over. I shoved the makeshift door open and saw the open pit in a small room to the right.

Thatâ€™s right! An open pit. Nothing more than a hole dug in the bare earth. But like I said, I had done my homework and after all, I was a big, old strapping farm boy from Indiana. So I threw open my pants and squatted with an urgency that was just quick enough. Whatever I ate the night before blew out of my ass like notes from a horn in a Dixie Land parade. And I have to say that for a brief moment I had one of the most enjoyable and relaxing moments of my life. I felt the cool, damp air flow up from the pit and wash over me like a gentle caressing hand. The entirety of the moment was so natural that it simply felt right. And contrary to what I had prepared myself for â€“ there was no offensive smell in the room other than what spewed with volcanic force from my own backside.

But as I said, that was only for a brief moment. It ended abruptly when a middle-aged woman (who I assume to be the manâ€™s wife) walked into the room with a hand spun water vase tied to the end of a rope. By the look on her face, I quickly realized that I was not in their bathroom.

By: gina dentata

gina dentata — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:10:26 +0000

That looks like a fairly clean toilet, but I’ll wager the majority of public bogs aren’t that immaculate. And I don’t see any instructions about washing ones hands. I’ll take constipation, and piles over dysentery, cholera, e coli, and god-only-knows what waterborne diseases are precipitated by the abysmal plumbing and sanitation in India and other like countries. And the standing water in the bucket: bet it’s full of mosquito larvae in the tropics…gotta love the malaria. How about soap and hot water? The people who prepare your food in restaurants and hotels use those things, wipe their asses with their fingers and don’t wash their hands properly; do you need to ask why you end up with the Hershey squirts when you travel?

By: Dood

Dood — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:17:08 +0000

Tell you what, for lean ppl this stuff is awesome. It’s islamic too. There’s a lot more detail to it, as in placing and holding your left hand towards the left side of the intestines before sitting. Leaning weight towards the left too.

Try that and you’ll get done with a lot faster than what’d take you on the european style one….

By: Edgar von Strunk

Edgar von Strunk — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:07:10 +0000

This is why we can’t have nice things.

By: Gill

Gill — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:23:28 +0000

You are right ‘Mr. Advisor’ It’s as easy as using your tooth brush and less than drving a car.

By: Adviser

Adviser — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:19:15 +0000

Hey Guys!
What do u do when u eat with Ur hands..U wash them with a hand wash, dry it with the napkin…Coz U prefer clean hands and try to be hygiene…BUT why don’t u think this is very much required for Ur Butt than anything else…isn’it a matter of ur health ???? Don’t u feel like washing it…doesn’t it irritate and sometimes ITCHY!
I have used this for 30 yrs and I know how comfortable it is…its just how u get used to it over the years from ur chilhood….People with knee/joints problems may need to avoid it! BUT for the rest CLEAN FRDS!!!

By: NEHA

NEHA — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:35:43 +0000

only splashing water will not work,must use hand or fingers to clean it