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The Zombie Defense Kit

I’m a big fan of zombie movies but John here exceeds me. He’s such a big fan that he built the Emergency Zombie Defense Station, a kit of absolute necessity when there’s a zombie breakout. It contains a plexi-glass cover to protect against splattering guts, a shot-gun and a machete in case you’re out of bullets. There are also instructions to the package, in case you haven’t killed a zombie before.

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

emergency zombie defense station

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3 Comments

  1. Ron2008-09-20 18:23:35

    Shotguns and short knives are quite possibly the worst choice of weapon. You need something with long range stopping power (like a rifle) and something with short range smashing power (sword, bat, lead pipe, etc).

  2. tyler2009-09-24 02:51:05

    The short knife is great becaus a long weapon would get in the way. The shield is helpful but is mostly not needed. Shotguns are not the best choice if u plan on runnin away, but if u plan to stay in one spot, a shotgun is fine, otherwise a rifle,or even a pistol would be better. Fro a close range weapon other than short knife, u want somthing that is light and has a one hit kill capability. A crowbar would be best choice, lead pipes and swords are just too heavy to be caried around

  3. tyler2009-09-24 02:52:38

    If you have other choices, post comments, i want 2 see em

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