The Zombie Defense Kit
I’m a big fan of zombie movies but John here exceeds me. He’s such a big fan that he built the Emergency Zombie Defense Station, a kit of absolute necessity when there’s a zombie breakout. It contains a plexi-glass cover to protect against splattering guts, a shot-gun and a machete in case you’re out of bullets. There are also instructions to the package, in case you haven’t killed a zombie before.
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- Ron2008-09-20 18:23:35
Shotguns and short knives are quite possibly the worst choice of weapon. You need something with long range stopping power (like a rifle) and something with short range smashing power (sword, bat, lead pipe, etc).
- tyler2009-09-24 02:51:05
The short knife is great becaus a long weapon would get in the way. The shield is helpful but is mostly not needed. Shotguns are not the best choice if u plan on runnin away, but if u plan to stay in one spot, a shotgun is fine, otherwise a rifle,or even a pistol would be better. Fro a close range weapon other than short knife, u want somthing that is light and has a one hit kill capability. A crowbar would be best choice, lead pipes and swords are just too heavy to be caried around
- tyler2009-09-24 02:52:38
If you have other choices, post comments, i want 2 see em
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