Via Busted Coverage

LOOK, MA, NO CAVITIES!

We’ve all heard the stories about women being horrible drivers and many of them are based purely upon negative stereotypes. On occasion, though, there are ladies who live up to those unfortunate perceptions.

One common-sense-challenged UK female driver was pulled over by cops after they observed her driving in a less than cautious manner. It seems that the lass decided to floss her pearly whites while driving on the highway at a speed of 70 mph.

Guess risking the lives of fellow motorists or putting your own life in peril doesn’t matter as long as you look good.

Well, at least she wasn’t giving herself a home perm.

VIRTUAL IDIOTS

Sure, there are folks who tend to stay online a bit too long and I even admit to going overboard a few times myself. However, there is such a thing as crossing over into the realm of total absurdity, which is what happened recently in Suwon, South Korea.

Reportedly, a couple got so engrossed at an internet cafe, spending as much as 12 hours nightly there, that they seem to have totally forgotten about their real life responsibilities. While nurturing an online avatar child in PRIUS, an online virtual game, they apparently lost track of the fact that they had a precious human 3-month-old back at home.

As the callous parents played away, the infant was left starving and alone at their apartment.  Upon their return one night, they discovered that their child was deceased. The tiny girl had died because nobody was home to feed her.

Justifiably, the neglectful couple was charged with child abuse.

Can’t say it enough here……..WTF?

I’ve seen shaved cats before, but this is by far the freakiest shaved cat I’ve ever seen. First of all, he/she just looks pissed off, and with good reason. I couldn’t sleep in the same house as this thing for fear that he/she would take their frustrations out on me when I’m most vulnerable. This is just wrong!!!

DIALING UP TROUBLE!

So, what do you do for a good time if you’re a bored, lonely 31-year old bachelor in Avon Park, Florida?

Apparently, one man’s idea to help pass time away did not sit particularly well with the authorities in Highlands County.

According to The Associated Press, Timothy Todd Lawrence allegedly decided to liven up his dreary days by dialing 911 over 200 times. He even spiced up things by making inappropriately “spicy” remarks to a lady dispatcher who picked up the emergency telephone line.

These calls were made over a 3-day period and, while they may have brightened Timmy’s existence, the cops were not sympathetic at all and busted him.

The good news is that there will be plenty of inmates around in the local jail to keep  him company.

This is outrageous! Homeless people everywhere, but a mut lives in this? Crazy!!!

Damn, Dude! Way to hustle, but I hope you took a brillo pad to that dirty thing, after the game.

….and the idiots who photograph ‘em. Hmmm….I hesitated on posting this because it just screams “UNSANITARY”, not to mention “STUPID”! One could get a yeast infection just by lookin’ at these pics, so be careful, Ladies.