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Caring for a Baby 101

Offbeat — January 23, 2008 at 14:00

In case you’re a young mother or father and you having difficulties in putting the baby to sleep or feeding him, these instructions are the clearest you can get. Here are some do’s and dont’s when it comes to caring for the baby!

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30 Comments

  1. Alexandra2008-01-25 09:31:27

    nice pictures :)

  2. Easy2008-01-25 09:42:54

    It's hilarious!

  3. Alex2008-01-25 10:49:02

    nice!!!

  4. Creepy Old Guy At Public Library2008-01-25 12:55:19

    Oh, sure, pick the young, clean, high school girl who is a friend of the family over the smelly homeless man to babysit your child. Maybe she'll keep the kid nice and safe, but can she teach him how to survive on the streets or how to pick a good bridge to sleep under or how to cook a dog? huh? Can she? I think I've made my point... Next time you need a baby sitter, come on down to the library... I'll be waiting.

  5. admin2008-01-25 15:41:11

    wow working

  6. Jessica2008-02-03 16:07:31

    ..........I don't know.......speaking from experience........a baby finds their way out of a crib a lot quicker than from a drawer.

  7. jessica2008-02-03 18:19:14

    omg mom u didnt do that to me and jordan did u cause i think u droped jordan on his head when u threw him in the air

  8. Spencer2008-02-03 20:22:36

    WHat the fuck is wrong with you people... tryin to tell me how to raise my kid...I made it not you! LOL some of this shit was halarious... keep it up

  9. tom2008-02-04 14:31:19

    THE BOOK

  10. raptorGT2008-02-04 23:30:07

    That's hilarious! Funny part is, my sister's ex did at least half the wrong stuff and she did all the right stuff. He still lets baby play with the Pit Bull. Isn't that nice?

  11. 姿2008-02-05 02:32:50

    不知妳生了沒呀

  12. Britney Spears2008-02-06 14:19:21

    Huh? what's wrong with doing all that stuff? we're,like, country...stop discriminating! like,

  13. jimmy Q2008-02-11 14:28:13

    ...Spencer's comments ( 2/03/08 ) should not have been posted. Other sites that invite comments screen them for offense-ivity. Your comment moderation must have been disabled. jmyQ p.s.: where's the public library mentioned above ?

  14. Stephen2008-02-13 10:21:35

    I laughed so hard I cried. :)

  15. Stephen2008-02-14 09:36:21

    Can you make T-shirts? Or could we make T-shirts? I'd love to give some of these away.

  16. Saemlinh2008-02-14 19:04:33

    My abs have officially had their daily workout! High-larious!!!

  17. deathbecomezher2008-03-21 14:18:32

    LOL that is funny as hell, I need to send this to my husband

  18. Jeremiah Nanninga2008-04-11 12:12:59

    i agree with Creepy Old Guy At Public Library (kinda). and there's nothing wrong with stuffing a small child into dresser drawer, given that you drill air holes BEFORE you stuff him in there.

  19. amy2008-04-12 16:29:39

    LAWL, THAT WAS HILARIOUS. : ) SHOWING TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS.

  20. Waterpup2008-05-07 01:44:32

    Sending this to my ex right now. She needs all the help she can get lol!!

  21. MySiteComeTrue.com2008-05-18 18:40:32

    This is seriously funny, where did you get these? MORE!

  22. 1232008-06-25 12:40:07

    好瞎!

  23. Cleveland Flower Shop2008-07-12 17:43:33

    very impressive tutorial

  24. Théa2008-08-24 15:20:52

    Oh god, this was absolutely hilarious. I kept thinking of my baby cousin all the time, picturing him in these situations...

  25. bebek bakımı2008-10-07 11:03:52

    Until I read this, I was a “don’t” parent. Thank you so much for posting this; Ignorance is sometimes very dangerous it would seem. Gotta run–time to blowdry the cat.

  26. Emily2008-10-28 09:45:02

    Interesting to know.

  27. a baby2009-01-27 16:04:26

    fu**ing coooool

  28. RyCA2009-03-14 00:20:57

    I just had my baby on wednesday... i'm still in pain... i'm laughing so hard, it's not helping... ow... lol.. ow... ROFL... OUUUUCHIE.. ROFLMAO.... help... make it stop...

  29. shafi kamal2009-05-31 07:28:06

    Good pictures to help new born baby's father and mother.

  30. Basil2009-12-12 14:05:29

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :)))))))))

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