I might come off as a bad guy if I started telling about what me and my friends did when we came across this drunk chick. If she’s drunk, first try to wake her up by poking her. So here’s the 101: if she doesn’t respond, dry drawing something on her face or bady, putting some tooth paste on her face or what not. Finally, drag her to a bed and try squirting, ehm, I mean throwing some cold water on her face.
It’s amazing to see how people can get sleep in the oddest place. I for now can only sleep in my big bed at home. This guy doesn’t have these issues. He’s either strinking a pose or getting some rest.
When you get drunk, you should always see who’s around. This is when real friends come in. They wouldn’t color your face, put you on a hanger or stuff toilet paper in your orifices.
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