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I’m a big fan of zombie movies but John here exceeds me. He’s such a big fan that he built the Emergency Zombie Defense Station, a kit of absolute necessity when there’s a zombie breakout. It contains a plexi-glass cover to protect against splattering guts, a shot-gun and a machete in case you’re out of bullets. There are also instructions to the package, in case you haven’t killed a zombie before.
Even though it might seem a tad odd, this helping hand will certainly prove useful to many. According to the shop that sells it, The Stroke on A Rope Soap is quite possibly the filthiest soap you’ll ever see. You can rub off all the dirty thoughts while staying clean. It would be such a good gift for a person with a strong sense of humor. And it could be yours for a mere $9.99.
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