If you want to make sure your kid grows up disturbed, these toys will pretty much take care of it. It’s like the next episode for the Happy Tree Friends, only this time they’re more real and even more violent. Here are some toys only adults with a good sense of humor should use.
Topping the list of the weirdest toys I have ever seen is definitely the Porky Pooper. Arguably, you never had so much fun with a farm animal. The pigs dispense candy poo poo out of their rear, toiletries not included. In the nutrition chain “th-th-th-that’s all folks”.
Since we were already talking by sick minds with sick creations, it’s high time I mention some other downright bizarre toys. When you want to teach children things like sexual diversity, the birds and the bees or womanhood, these toys are meant to perfectly illustrate your concepts. While some are well crafted, the others might get your kid wondering for more things that are hard to explain.
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