So, Jesse James has apologized for embarrassing his family. Blah, blah, blah! Let’s show Jesse what he gave up for a few carnal encounters with an ugly, inked-up weirdo, shall we?

Here’s a list of my favorite Sandra Bullock movies, and why:

The Proposal – as uptight, and naked, publisher, Margaret Tate…..Awesome! She’s forced to wed her suboardinate to avoid being deported.

Speed – as Annie, a vision of frumpiness in that awful sweater, but still hot! She’s forced to drive a bus that may blow up if she doesn’t drive fast enough.

The Net – as tormented Angela Bennett, who loses everything via the web after an encounter with a mystery man.

A Time To Kill – as Ellen Roark (ugly name), all hot and sticky in the deep south, savin’ black folks…..Yessir!

28 Days – as Gwen Cummings, a woman who just can’t seem to get enough to drink. My kinda girl!

Love Potion No. 9 – as nerdy, but smart-as-hell, Dianne Farrow, who goes from nerd to hottie via a mysterious potion

The Vanishing – as Diane Shaver, a woman who ends up buried alive(my worst nightmare, personally) after vanishing from a gas station.

Demolition Man – as Lt. Lenina Huxley(luv that name), a prudish police officer, living in a ridiculously, prudish society(my second worst nightmare) in the future.

Practical Magic – as sexy witch, Sally Owens, who can’t keep a man(ooooo, bad choice of words?).

The Blind Side – Oscar-Winner, Sandra Bullock, as noble, good-hearted Leigh Anne Tuohy, a woman who rescues a black teen boy who ends up getting drafted into the NFL.

You go, Sandra!

Eat it, Jesse James!