Unlucky Thief Gets Impaled

September 6, 2008 - 103,895 views

Rarely does a thief get more unlucky than this guy! While trying to break out of the East London Museum, scared by the alarm that he triggered, this guy slipped from the tree he was climbing and got impaled right in his ass. The screams of the man echoed around the museum until he was heard by a man driving by who called the police.

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The fire department rushed to the scene and eventually had to cut the 30cm long steel spike from the fence so they can remove him. Naturally, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines, just like a bad night in prison with a tattooed guy named Manuel. Luckily, we have some pictures from the failed robbery.

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38 Responses to “Unlucky Thief Gets Impaled”

  1. back pain is a pain on September 6th, 2008 9:15 pm

    no shit!,

    well, maybe some, and probably in a colostomy bag for a few months

  2. x on September 6th, 2008 10:13 pm

    That looks exactly like what Vlad the Impaler would have done to people caught stealing :)

  3. right in the ass on September 6th, 2008 10:33 pm

    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

  4. Kum Hia Nao on September 6th, 2008 10:56 pm

    OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

  5. rico on September 6th, 2008 11:11 pm

    A suitable fate for republicans. Bring it on!

  6. Jason Palmer on September 6th, 2008 11:14 pm

    What an ass! haha

  7. anon on September 7th, 2008 12:00 am

    your gay

  8. gonzo the magnificent on September 7th, 2008 4:21 am

    Bugger me days!

  9. Jiff Wilson on September 7th, 2008 5:48 am

    OMFG dude that has GOT to hurt! Holy cow man!

    Jiff
    http://www.anonymize.us.tc

  10. Feilfer on September 7th, 2008 8:00 am

    Ouch..!!

  11. rakhtael on September 7th, 2008 8:08 am

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    now that really must hurt!

  12. fred on September 7th, 2008 9:01 am

    “A suitable fate for republicans. Bring it on!”

    infantile…
    guess its why dems are so easily led and dazzled.

  13. Telkom on September 7th, 2008 10:19 am

    This article is from South Africa, happened last week. We have a city called East London on the east coast, which is where it happened - just in case anyone thought this happened in the UK :)

  14. nisti2 on September 7th, 2008 8:16 pm

    OUCH!

  15. bandaloon on September 8th, 2008 3:54 am

    dang that makes my butt hurt just looking at it.

  16. John en Willeke on September 8th, 2008 1:35 pm

    De side is top! Goedgekeurd door john & willeke!

  17. silent on September 23rd, 2008 9:05 pm

    In Russia it is not unusual but it is very fun))))

  18. mark on September 25th, 2008 6:43 pm

    Damn! He got impaled right up the ass! That’s wost than rape. They should even charge him that’s embarrassing enough. lol

  19. mark on September 25th, 2008 6:44 pm

    They shouldn’t charge him

  20. seo on October 6th, 2008 4:29 pm

    ouch.. lol
    rough justice

  21. roflcopter on October 7th, 2008 5:32 am

    wow lol he got pwned by a fence?

  22. ross on October 15th, 2008 1:39 pm

    I have posted the video of this impaled man on Youtube check it out ://httpwww.youtube.com/watch?v=t6A54Tf1IfU

  23. bilete avion on November 5th, 2008 12:01 pm

    OUCH … I think that really must hurt :) )

  24. ROLF on December 4th, 2008 9:10 pm

    Thats a real pain in ASS

  25. =chris= on December 26th, 2008 2:08 am

    glad you mentioned it was south africa, cant think on an museums in the east end of london!

  26. Sokobanja on December 28th, 2008 11:06 am

    This is not good. Very bad

  27. Dazza on October 11th, 2009 11:28 pm

    Thieving bastard might think twice next time

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