Caught on the throne
March 17, 2008
While some companies try to keep toilets clean with some funny toilet signs, others go out of their way and install security cameras. It’s a far-fetched measure, but it gives you a lot of insight to what people are doing in there, except for the obvious things. Here are the oddest captures from these cameras!
How To Be Politically Correct
March 14, 2008
This issue is getting more and more common, the correctness I mean. So when people forget being kind and just offend the a certain person or minority, here are some tricks you can use!
How to be politically correct about women:
1. She’s not doll, babe or sweety, she’s “a person gifted with breasts”.
2. She’s not easy, she’s just “accessible horizontally”.
3. Not a dumb blond, only a “a person with brightly colored hair who hasn’t kept herself informed”.
4. She’s not the ex, just “a person whose company I enjoyed”.
5. She’s not bugging you, she only “verbally repeats herself”.
6. She’s not a hooker you picked off the highway, she’s just a “a provider with discounted prices”.
7. She’s not a bad cook, she’s “only compatible with the microwave oven”.
8. She’s not wearing many jewels, she’s just “burdened with metal”.
9. She’s not a narcissist, she’s only “over preoccupied by her qualities”.
10. She’s not gotten fat, she’s just “went over her metabolic threshold”.
11. She’s not teasing or flirting, she’s just “engaging in artificial stimulation”.
12. She’s not anorexic, only “preeminently skeleton-like”.
13. She doesn’t hate football or sports, she’s just “ignorant, from an athletic point of view”.
14. She’s not just cold nor frigid, you can call her “inaccessible from a thermal point of view”.
15. She doesn’t have a lot of make-up, she just “reached cosmetic saturation”.
How to be politically correct about men:
1. He’s not an alcoholic, he just “developed an impressive quality of storing alcohol”.
2. He’s not a terrible dancer but merely “overly caucasian”.
3. He’s not wondering all the times, he’s only “exploring alternative destinations”.
4. He’s not going bald, he’s had “regressive pilosity”.
5. That’s not a hole in his pants, it’s only “a back cleavage”.
Have a break from work!
March 13, 2008
Since people often get bored at work - maybe our target audience is bored employees - these guys have found a way to escape the routine. For all those that just can’t wait to go home, here’s a funny video!
Awesome, show-all costumes
March 12, 2008
Preparing for April Fools’ Day or, why not, Halloween, here are some odd ideas for a costume. It’s not for everyone, but it will certainly be unique and can draw attention. Just make sure you dress like a cool chick or a hunk and not some morbidly obese people.
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20 Funniest Bathroom Signs
March 11, 2008
When it comes to toilets, it seems that some people don’t have the courtesy to follow some simple guidelines. These toilet signs from all over the world come from incidents you simply want to forget about. Here is some creative, environmentally friendly or simply wacky bath room warnings!
Beijing’s New Terminal
March 10, 2008
Beijing just opened up its new airport terminal - world’s largest and most advanced airport building. It’s not only a great technological advancement but a great passenger experience. The opening last month was announced by a group 10 musicians that played string instruments at an opening ceremony attended by Chinese officials. “It is the epitome of China’s fast-growing economy and portrays our strong state power,” said Zhang Guobao, deputy director of National Development and Reform Commission, the country’s main economic planning agency.
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WTF of the Day #13
March 10, 2008
Crazy, wacky or just freaky people. This is what you’re going to find in the “Daily WTF”. Some pictures might make you laugh, while others make you sick. Enter at your own risk!
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