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Unlucky Thief Gets Impaled

Bizarre — September 6, 2008 at 20:06

Rarely does a thief get more unlucky than this guy! While trying to break out of the East London Museum, scared by the alarm that he triggered, this guy slipped from the tree he was climbing and got impaled right in his ass. The screams of the man echoed around the museum until he was heard by a man driving by who called the police. 

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The fire department rushed to the scene and eventually had to cut the 30cm long steel spike from the fence so they can remove him. Naturally, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines, just like a bad night in prison with a tattooed guy named Manuel. Luckily, we have some pictures from the failed robbery.

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27 Comments

  1. back pain is a pain2008-09-06 21:15:40

    no shit!, well, maybe some, and probably in a colostomy bag for a few months

  2. x2008-09-06 22:13:55

    That looks exactly like what Vlad the Impaler would have done to people caught stealing :)

  3. right in the ass2008-09-06 22:33:14

    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

  4. Kum Hia Nao2008-09-06 22:56:51

    OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

  5. rico2008-09-06 23:11:56

    A suitable fate for republicans. Bring it on!

  6. Jason Palmer2008-09-06 23:14:09

    What an ass! haha

  7. anon2008-09-07 00:00:56

    your gay

  8. gonzo the magnificent2008-09-07 04:21:31

    Bugger me days!

  9. Jiff Wilson2008-09-07 05:48:40

    OMFG dude that has GOT to hurt! Holy cow man! Jiff www.anonymize.us.tc

  10. Feilfer2008-09-07 08:00:44

    Ouch..!!

  11. rakhtael2008-09-07 08:08:25

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA now that really must hurt!

  12. fred2008-09-07 09:01:45

    "A suitable fate for republicans. Bring it on!" infantile... guess its why dems are so easily led and dazzled.

  13. Telkom2008-09-07 10:19:54

    This article is from South Africa, happened last week. We have a city called East London on the east coast, which is where it happened - just in case anyone thought this happened in the UK :)

  14. nisti22008-09-07 20:16:08

    OUCH!

  15. bandaloon2008-09-08 03:54:11

    dang that makes my butt hurt just looking at it.

  16. John en Willeke2008-09-08 13:35:47

    De side is top! Goedgekeurd door john & willeke!

  17. silent2008-09-23 21:05:28

    In Russia it is not unusual but it is very fun))))

  18. mark2008-09-25 18:43:11

    Damn! He got impaled right up the ass! That's wost than rape. They should even charge him that's embarrassing enough. lol

  19. mark2008-09-25 18:44:11

    They shouldn't charge him

  20. seo2008-10-06 16:29:30

    ouch.. lol rough justice

  21. roflcopter2008-10-07 05:32:38

    wow lol he got pwned by a fence?

  22. ross2008-10-15 13:39:29

    I have posted the video of this impaled man on Youtube check it out ://httpwww.youtube.com/watch?v=t6A54Tf1IfU

  23. bilete avion2008-11-05 12:01:28

    OUCH ... I think that really must hurt :))

  24. ROLF2008-12-04 21:10:43

    Thats a real pain in ASS

  25. =chris=2008-12-26 02:08:25

    glad you mentioned it was south africa, cant think on an museums in the east end of london!

  26. Sokobanja2008-12-28 11:06:01

    This is not good. Very bad

  27. Dazza2009-10-11 23:28:06

    Thieving bastard might think twice next time

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