Unlucky Thief Gets Impaled

Rarely does a thief get more unlucky than this guy! While trying to break out of the East London Museum, scared by the alarm that he triggered, this guy slipped from the tree he was climbing and got impaled right in his ass. The screams of the man echoed around the museum until he was heard by a man driving by who called the police. 

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The fire department rushed to the scene and eventually had to cut the 30cm long steel spike from the fence so they can remove him. Naturally, the spike damaged his rectum and intestines, just like a bad night in prison with a tattooed guy named Manuel. Luckily, we have some pictures from the failed robbery.

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Posted by back pain is a pain | September 6th, 2008 9:15 pm

no shit!,

well, maybe some, and probably in a colostomy bag for a few months
Posted by x | September 6th, 2008 10:13 pm

That looks exactly like what Vlad the Impaler would have done to people caught stealing :)



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Posted by right in the ass | September 6th, 2008 10:33 pm

Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Posted by Kum Hia Nao | September 6th, 2008 10:56 pm

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH
Posted by rico | September 6th, 2008 11:11 pm

A suitable fate for republicans. Bring it on!
Posted by Jason Palmer | September 6th, 2008 11:14 pm

What an ass! haha
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Posted by anon | September 7th, 2008 12:00 am

your gay
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Posted by gonzo the magnificent | September 7th, 2008 4:21 am

Bugger me days!
Posted by Jiff Wilson | September 7th, 2008 5:48 am

OMFG dude that has GOT to hurt! Holy cow man!

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Posted by Feilfer | September 7th, 2008 8:00 am

Ouch..!!
Posted by rakhtael | September 7th, 2008 8:08 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
now that really must hurt!
Posted by Good God. « | September 7th, 2008 8:19 am

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Posted by fred | September 7th, 2008 9:01 am

“A suitable fate for republicans. Bring it on!”

infantile…
guess its why dems are so easily led and dazzled.
Posted by Telkom | September 7th, 2008 10:19 am

This article is from South Africa, happened last week. We have a city called East London on the east coast, which is where it happened – just in case anyone thought this happened in the UK :)



Posted by meneame.net | September 7th, 2008 11:05 am

Ladrones empalados…

Indescriptibles imàgenes de ladrones cazados in-fraganti. Sòlo puedo decir que veo dolor, mucho dolor… Visto en reddit….
Posted by שווה קריאה | September 7th, 2008 4:37 pm

סוף גנב לתליה (או לשיפוד)…

גנב שניסה לקפוץ מעל גדר של מוזיאון באנגליה נבהל מהאזעקה, נפל מהעץ והשתפד בתחת על הגדר…
Posted by nisti2 | September 7th, 2008 8:16 pm

OUCH!
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Posted by bandaloon | September 8th, 2008 3:54 am

dang that makes my butt hurt just looking at it.
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De side is top! Goedgekeurd door john & willeke!
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Posted by silent | September 23rd, 2008 9:05 pm

In Russia it is not unusual but it is very fun))))
Posted by mark | September 25th, 2008 6:43 pm

Damn! He got impaled right up the ass! That’s wost than rape. They should even charge him that’s embarrassing enough. lol
Posted by mark | September 25th, 2008 6:44 pm

They shouldn’t charge him
Posted by seo | October 6th, 2008 4:29 pm

ouch.. lol
rough justice
Posted by roflcopter | October 7th, 2008 5:32 am

wow lol he got pwned by a fence?
Posted by ross | October 15th, 2008 1:39 pm

I have posted the video of this impaled man on Youtube check it out ://httpwww.youtube.com/watch?v=t6A54Tf1IfU
Posted by bilete avion | November 5th, 2008 12:01 pm

OUCH … I think that really must hurt :) )
Posted by ROLF | December 4th, 2008 9:10 pm

Thats a real pain in ASS
Posted by =chris= | December 26th, 2008 2:08 am

glad you mentioned it was south africa, cant think on an museums in the east end of london!
Posted by Sokobanja | December 28th, 2008 11:06 am

This is not good. Very bad
Posted by Dazza | October 11th, 2009 11:28 pm

Thieving bastard might think twice next time
Posted by loly | March 5th, 2010 7:53 am

i dont think he desorve it but it is a goooooood punishment!!
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