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SHE HAS A DREAM, AND THIRD HELPINGS

We live in an age in which many women are almost starving themselves to attain thinness. One 42-year-old New Jersey lass(not pictured above), however, is just the opposite.

Donna Simpson already weighs a scale-breaking 606 pounds, but she has no plans to call Jenny Craig any time soon. She has already earned notoriety for being recognized as the fattest woman to give birth, but Donna obviously is not content to rest on those laurels. Her ultimate goal is to reach a weight of 1,000 jaw-dropping pounds, in order to get her name in the record books for being the fattest woman in the world.

Although horrified health professionals and many in the public are critical of her bizarre ambition, Ms. Simpson could care less and plans to do some serious chowing down to make her dream come true.