Yeah, you must have heard all the anecdotes about Chuck Norris. But you probably haven’t seen these illustrated ones. Chuck is becoming an even greater legend as days go by. Rumors spread, his popularity increases. Witness the miracle that is Mr. Norris!
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This entry was posted on Saturday, February 9th, 2008 at 10:44 am and is filed under Offbeat. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Posted by gigel | February 9th, 2008 11:31 am First! Posted by bortolomeo | February 9th, 2008 5:37 pm that pic with the superman was cool Posted by That Guy | February 9th, 2008 5:40 pm Firs… fuck Posted by allysource.com | February 9th, 2008 7:12 pm great love to see the rest of that book Posted by Cameron | February 9th, 2008 7:34 pm Very cool, nice drawings. Posted by Timmmy tit stick | February 9th, 2008 10:44 pm “First” = no life loser who’s never been touched by a woman, but once had a drunken homosexual encounter in a bar outside Phoenix. Enjoy your aids. Posted by mike | February 10th, 2008 3:11 am That was the worst insult i’ve ever heard. Posted by Ted | February 10th, 2008 8:31 am Oh wow, not extremely original, but still, the drawings are kinda cool. Posted by Justin | February 10th, 2008 8:51 am I’m so sick of Chuck “no talent” Norris. He’s an action star, and that ranks fairly low on the talent pole. Posted by John | February 10th, 2008 5:25 pm Chuck knows where Justin lives. Or should I say lived since he obviously has a death wish. Posted by EggNogAdam | February 10th, 2008 9:08 pm Why is GMail malfunctioning today?? Oh well. Guess I’ll Stumble. Holy shit! Chuck Norris Book! hahaha. Sweet action. FIRST! Posted by david | February 11th, 2008 6:09 am You know Chucky is suing the makers of this book. What a prick! Posted by adam | February 11th, 2008 7:22 am I have a small penis. I mean, its friggin tiny. Posted by michael | February 11th, 2008 8:14 am Timmmy tit stick: FAIL for feeding first-troll Posted by No one | February 11th, 2008 9:54 am Timmy… that sounds like your just mad you didnt get first.. besides, with a name like yours… your more then likely a little kid that only knows a mothers touch.. and as far as chuck being a no talent person.. just because he is an action star doesnt mean he is talentless… he was trained by brucelee (not sure how to spell the name… been up to long) and he is no longer allowed to participate in martial arts tournaments because he roundhouse kicked a competitor out of the ring and into the stands after the guy tried to get a low blow. there is a reason why there are allot of things about his roundhouse kick. Posted by Swerdloff » Blog Archive » links for 2008-02-12 | February 11th, 2008 11:27 pm [...] The Chuck Norris Factbook Possibly the most important man in the history of Western Civilization, now you can see artist renderings of some of Chuck Norris’ lesser acts. I’m hoping that whoever gets the presidential nod will take a long look at His Amazingness Norris and consider (tags: humour funny) [...] Posted by Rey | February 13th, 2008 11:42 am Oh, I’m sorry, I thought it was today, but I open this door, and it’s 2006. My mistake. See, in 2008, where I come from, the lame Chuck Norris Facts are very, very over. Posted by SlateHeart | February 14th, 2008 4:05 pm i think its funny … but i think it will pass sooner or later… but ya… im not in to chuck norris…and but i use to like him way b4 this “Chuck Norris Fab’ came along so ya its really cool wat u did with that book i really like the superman one it made me luaff ^^ Posted by SlateHeart | February 14th, 2008 4:08 pm * take the and out ( the one in front of the but)* i wasnt thinking when i was typen this message lol Posted by Slateheart | February 15th, 2008 12:47 am The one in front of the butt is the penis, and I want someone to take it out of my butt…you can see why I wasnt thinking..i was thinking of cock Posted by The Truth About Chuck Norris | February 15th, 2008 10:39 am [...] Have You ever hear about Word’s greatest human Chuck Norris? How about Texas Ranger Tv – Series..? He is the one who can save the world from all th bad people around..and he dont even need no weapons against army! So there are people who made picture gallery about him, a bit funny, but very realistic pictures about Chuck Norris – legendary man! Enjoy the Silence! [...] Posted by Wow | February 15th, 2008 11:43 am First off, chuck norris is a piece of shit and there is nothing great about him…im sick of hearing people talk about him. This shit is so old so f*cking go kill yourselves. Honestly i want to see in the news, a mass suicide took place because f*ckin stupid ass retards think chuck norris is the shit but in reality he is a stupid f*cktard..i was that f*cker would show up to my door so i could kick the shit out of him, tape it and post it on the internet. F*CK YOU!!!!!! Posted by Frank | February 16th, 2008 3:49 am I’m getting a bit tired of Chuck Norris jokes now. Can this meme please go and die? … On the other hand, cool book. My wife would love it. Posted by John | February 16th, 2008 9:39 am to all those angry about this web page: Posted by Chuck N | February 16th, 2008 1:44 pm @ John Stop being such a douchebag Posted by poopie face | March 11th, 2008 10:24 am twenty fourth!!! Posted by Scarlett_156 | March 11th, 2008 11:40 pm This is pretty funny. On the other hand, the guy in the pictures doesn’t look that much like Chuck. Still pretty funny. Just sayin. xoxo Posted by Trekkie Monster | March 14th, 2008 2:58 pm The book actually seems kind of funny, now that it has pics. Posted by lvm | March 18th, 2008 4:18 am Ya, Chuck Norris is just a fuckin fag. People really need to stfu about him. He’s just some washed up shitty actor. Posted by Chuck Norris | March 18th, 2008 9:04 pm True, all true. Every damn one of them. Posted by Beste ‘Chuck Norris fact’ ooit « Style over Substance | March 21st, 2008 7:43 pm [...] Ik weet dat Chuck Norris facts echt zoooo 2006 zijn, maar deze is nog wel leuk: Het plaatje komt uit het Chuck Norris Illustrated Factbook. [...] Posted by Reflect Society » Blog Archive » Links of the Day! | March 22nd, 2008 1:19 pm [...] The Chuck Norris Factbook. HAHA This is Awesome! Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...] Posted by Footage | March 30th, 2008 1:29 pm Superman may wear Chuck Norris pajamas, but Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas. Posted by katarina | July 16th, 2008 5:17 pm Chuck Norris is the best….Texas ranger is so cool!!! Posted by katarina | July 16th, 2008 5:18 pm Chuck Norris is the best..and Texas ranger is so cool!!! Posted by Ypjdqjos | August 23rd, 2008 12:15 pm QQOnhw FFFIILLUUUSSS2, Posted by a | September 1st, 2008 3:13 am copyright law is such bullshit. Posted by Chuck Norris Jokes | December 22nd, 2008 11:38 pm Chuck Norris jokes are not even close to being dead. I went home to visit my family this past weekend and, for some reason, Chuck Norris was mentioned. To my amazement, I was the only person there who had heard Chuck Norris jokes! I whipped out my iPhone, went to this Chuck Norris Jokes website: http://chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info, and read the to 100 Chuck Norris jokes. I’ve never seen my family laugh so much! Good times… good times… Long live Chuck Norris jokes! Posted by КонÑтантин | October 16th, 2009 9:11 pm Люблю текÑÑ‚Ñ‹ в таком духе! 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