The 10 Freakiest Toys Ever
February 8, 2008 - 20,217 views
To say the least, these are some surprising toys! And I bet they’re made by the chinese, since they are known for their bizarre products and brands.
These two toys in the form of a drop of pee and one of poo come with a serious warning: children can get too attached to them. I am still left wondering why would anyone create this for a child or who would buy it.
For those more into technology, a company has created this electronic interactive robot-toy ” God Jesus “. If you don’t have time to go to church or need to feel God’s presence, this is the toy for you. Gone were the days when you prayed alone!
For those confused, a toy company has released an odd doll. The blond-haired puppet comes equipped with male genitalia. In case your child hasn’t yet asked about the birds and bees, this will make it even more difficult to explain.
The Playmobil company is known for producing toys representing workers in various trades. In case you have a kid into the environment, this might do it for him. It’s not a happy job, but someone’s gotta clean the nuclear waste.
No it’s not a toy from the sex-shop, you perv! It’s simply an innovative slay, that you can easily stir with the handle provided. For an exciting ride down the slope, use this in full confidence!
Well, I’m not sure what this this. Seems like a stick with a golden penis at the end. It probably has more practical, non-sexual uses but I don’t seem to figure it out.
I’m in the dark why Japanese love the image of faeces so much. If the fluffy toys weren’t enough, here are something you can wear around your neck at all times.
It’s… Benign girl?!? Fully equipped with a begign tumor? Good thing it’s not deadly!
It’s the Western Culture combining with the Japanase. Beatles toys in the shape of mice. What would they think of next?
And the final piece of the collection is the juiciest. This set is designed for wanna-be strippers and comes equipped with instructions, money and a bar.
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the golden penis on a stick is a golf putter!!
how very odd
fck it all… the strpper pole is NOT a fucking toy!it is even sold in my local adult shop fuck..
Looks like a toy to me. I’m actually quite curious as to what the instructions say.
that penis putter is for those Japanese perverts to practice “HOLE IN ONE” on Japanese women. I still can’t believe they choose golf over sex.
the ‘necklace’ thing you’re talking about is actually an accessory for the mobile phone.
and it’s spelt ’sleigh’, not ’slay’.
God whoever wrote this article must live in a cave.
“Well, I’m not sure what this this. Seems like a stick with a golden penis at the end. It probably has more practical, non-sexual uses but I don’t seem to figure it out.”
It’s a fucking putter. Ever heard of GOLF?
“It’s the Western Culture combining with the Japanase. Beatles toys in the shape of mice. What would they think of next?”
First, its spelled “Japanese”. Second, those were created in the United States dipshit. It’s called urban vinyl, and you’ll find a billion more ‘freaky’ designs on urban vinyl than some Beatles nonsense.
DUDE THIS IS STOLEN OFF CRACKED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOW YOUR IN FOR IT
Stolen from cracked.com. :T
So you basically fail.