The Chuck Norris Factbook
February 9, 2008 - 11,407 views
Yeah, you must have heard all the anecdotes about Chuck Norris. But you probably haven’t seen these illustrated ones. Chuck is becoming an even greater legend as days go by. Rumors spread, his popularity increases. Witness the miracle that is Mr. Norris!
published by The Gotham Division of Penguin Group (USA) Inc.
We are sorry, but Penguin Group urged us to remove the pictures. Here is the email we received:
Penguin Group (USA) Inc. (“PGI”) has the exclusive right to publish THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS by Ian Spector. Your site at www.wackyarchives.com/offbeat/the-chuck-norris-factbook.html reproduces substantial text and art from that work. Your unauthorized use of this material is a willful infringement of copyright. Please remove this material immediately, and in no event by later than Friday, 4 April 2008. Otherwise, PGI will take legal action against you, which will include seeking an injunction shutting down the site and statutory damages for willful infringement.
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First!
that pic with the superman was cool
Firs…
fuck
great love to see the rest of that book
Very cool, nice drawings.
“First” = no life loser who’s never been touched by a woman, but once had a drunken homosexual encounter in a bar outside Phoenix. Enjoy your aids.
That was the worst insult i’ve ever heard.
Oh wow, not extremely original, but still, the drawings are kinda cool.
I’m so sick of Chuck “no talent” Norris. He’s an action star, and that ranks fairly low on the talent pole.
Chuck knows where Justin lives. Or should I say lived since he obviously has a death wish.
Why is GMail malfunctioning today?? Oh well. Guess I’ll Stumble. Holy shit! Chuck Norris Book! hahaha.
Sweet action.
FIRST!
You know Chucky is suing the makers of this book. What a prick!
I have a small penis. I mean, its friggin tiny.
Timmmy tit stick: FAIL for feeding first-troll
Timmy… that sounds like your just mad you didnt get first.. besides, with a name like yours… your more then likely a little kid that only knows a mothers touch.. and as far as chuck being a no talent person.. just because he is an action star doesnt mean he is talentless… he was trained by brucelee (not sure how to spell the name… been up to long) and he is no longer allowed to participate in martial arts tournaments because he roundhouse kicked a competitor out of the ring and into the stands after the guy tried to get a low blow. there is a reason why there are allot of things about his roundhouse kick.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought it was today, but I open this door, and it’s 2006. My mistake. See, in 2008, where I come from, the lame Chuck Norris Facts are very, very over.
i think its funny … but i think it will pass sooner or later… but ya… im not in to chuck norris…and but i use to like him way b4 this “Chuck Norris Fab’ came along so ya its really cool wat u did with that book i really like the superman one it made me luaff ^^
* take the and out ( the one in front of the but)* i wasnt thinking when i was typen this message lol
The one in front of the butt is the penis, and I want someone to take it out of my butt…you can see why I wasnt thinking..i was thinking of cock
First off, chuck norris is a piece of shit and there is nothing great about him…im sick of hearing people talk about him. This shit is so old so f*cking go kill yourselves. Honestly i want to see in the news, a mass suicide took place because f*ckin stupid ass retards think chuck norris is the shit but in reality he is a stupid f*cktard..i was that f*cker would show up to my door so i could kick the shit out of him, tape it and post it on the internet. F*CK YOU!!!!!!
I’m getting a bit tired of Chuck Norris jokes now. Can this meme please go and die? … On the other hand, cool book. My wife would love it.
to all those angry about this web page:
You know you don’t HAVE to read whats here. I am more afraid of seeing a news report about some crazy mother fucker killing chuck norris because he doesn’t like him. If you are getting tired of these jokes, then just don’t listen or read them. Don’t be hostile about it. How much of a life do you think you honestly have if your one goal on the internet is to stop people from posting chuck norris jokes? it’s all in good fun mates.
@ John
Stop being such a douchebag
twenty fourth!!!
This is pretty funny. On the other hand, the guy in the pictures doesn’t look that much like Chuck. Still pretty funny. Just sayin. xoxo
The book actually seems kind of funny, now that it has pics.
Seriously, though, Chuck Norris is one of the few people in the Western continents that is a 8th level grandmaster in kung fu. Hestartede going downhill with Texas Ranger, but he could still kick your ass.
Ya, Chuck Norris is just a fuckin fag. People really need to stfu about him. He’s just some washed up shitty actor.
True, all true. Every damn one of them.
Superman may wear Chuck Norris pajamas, but Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Chuck Norris is the best….Texas ranger is so cool!!!
Chuck Norris is the best..and Texas ranger is so cool!!!
QQOnhw FFFIILLUUUSSS2,
copyright law is such bullshit.
Chuck Norris jokes are not even close to being dead. I went home to visit my family this past weekend and, for some reason, Chuck Norris was mentioned.
To my amazement, I was the only person there who had heard Chuck Norris jokes!
I whipped out my iPhone, went to this Chuck Norris Jokes website: http://chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info, and read the to 100 Chuck Norris jokes. I’ve never seen my family laugh so much! Good times… good times…
Long live Chuck Norris jokes!