There was a time when jeans, some sport shoes and a t-shirt would suffice for a night out. I’d like to think that time hasn’t passed. But Mr. Galliano here has a brighter vision for the future of men fashion. It’s like gay clown meets opera queen meets hermaphrodite. Who wears those, honestly?
A little more of this and I’m really gonna throw up. When did the beach become so gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with it!
As Rex Vanderwoodsen puts it, popping one collar of a pollo shirt is pretty gay. Popping 3 or 4 collars is super gay. But how about when you pop 23 collars? That’s pretty hot and worth a mention in the book of records. On April 29, 2008 our boy Rex Vanderwoodsen wanted to be the one with the most popped collars worn at the same time and for that he received the Planet Douche World Record. He did wear 23 Attus polos, popped all 23 collars, and he did take home the GOLDEN PIG AWARD. Way to go Rex!
I actually did a thorough research before posting these pictures. After careful analysis and consulting with my expert friends, we have concluded: soccer is the gayest sport. It’s a lof of unexpressed emotion that comes out in a natural moment. This came in close too, it’s the first runner up. Just when you thought the world’s out of love…
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