GLENN BECK

This week conservative Fox News host Glenn Beck welcomed on Senator Eric Massa, who claimed to the media a few days ago that he retired due to pressure to leave from fellow Democrats unhappy with his failure to vote for the current health reform bill. Beck obviously hoped Massa would diss the Democrats and lend credibility to his own paranoia. Instead, the wacky senator backed off from his previous accusations of being forced out of office and admitted to groping a staffer during his 50th birthday celebration.

A disappointed and supremely annoyed Beck later apologized to his viewers for “wasting their time.”

Uh…isn’t that what he usually does?

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY REUNION- PART 1

The ditzy ladies congregated post-season to discuss pivotal events in the show and to respond to cutting questions from viewers.

When asked by the host what their opinion was of Lynne’s most recent cosmetic procedure, they all cooed their approval, even though her face looked as frozen as if she’d been given a tank of novacaine. Tamra teared up about her pending divorce from Simon and Alexis proclaimed God’s “approval” of her breast augmentations. The real surprise,though, was Gretchen, who actually spoke intelligently, meaning, of course,that her airheaded behavior on the show was totally phony.

FIRST LOVE, SECOND CHANCE

Star Lynn can’t forget about Garry, the handsome Australian exchange student that stayed with her family during her high school days. When he was forced to leave by her parents because they feared a growing attraction between the two teens, he went back Down Under, leaving Star Lynn heartbroken.

29 years later, she decides to travel to Australia to see if she can reconnect with her first love and she and Garry get all touchy-feely right away. He agrees to visit the twice-divorced Star Lynn in the States so he can meet her five kids, but she neglected to inform him that her ex-boyfriend lives with her. After Star Lynn lets her ex know she wants a future with Garry and they have some time apart, Garry returns with a big ol’ diamond ring and proposes. She accepts.

Just one question to the Aussie…

ARE YOU NUTS?

25 HOTTEST HOLLYWOOD COUGAR TALES

E! Entertainment focused on female celebrities, like Julianne Moore, Geena Davis, Cher, Ellen Barkin, Katie Couric, who hooked up with younger men for fun, frolicking and real romance.

Of course, all of the women mentioned are still well preserved and smoking hot. There are going to be a lot of plastic surgeons getting even richer just pulling and tucking stuff on these aging babes to keep them looking purr-fect for their boytoys.

MILLONAIRE MATCHMAKER

Trevor is a rural Indiana millionaire who is a born again Christian looking for a beauty pageant-like soul mate who is virtuous and wholesome. Tricia is a divorced deejay whose cheating ex broke her heart who now defines herself as “bi-curious” and wants Patti to find the guy or gal of her dreams. Though Trevor thinks Maile, an attractive African-American is hot, he’s not nervy enough to choose her for his date and, instead, goes for blonde Heather. Tricia chooses lesbian Tyler to take out, but, alas, no sparks, and Tricia decides afterwards that she prefers to remain heterosexual. Trevor invites Heather to visit him back home and things look promising.